Family Values Backed Up With Firearms

News from the Northern Interior.
Wisconsin State Journal: Armed mom breaks up daughter's relationship, cops say:

On Monday afternoon, Plummer, 37, and several relatives went to an apartment in the 1900 block of Cameron Drive to take Plummer’s 18-year-old daughter away from an unwelcome and unnamed 18-year-old chedderhead boyfriend, according to a statement prepared by Madison police officer Mike Hanson.

This would work for ensnared enamored sons, too.

As Shelley Winters, in Bloody Mama, would advise: Say it with bullets.

VIA John Derbyshire in The Corner
Perhaps we're not doomed, afterall.