Velveeta Sundae

Was marketing at Kroger the other day,
standing in front of the fish sticks freezer, wondering
where are the Lundberg rice cakes, where's the organic
Silk soymilk -- chocolate, light -- when I spotted
three burly local lads walking toward me. They stopped
at the butchers'counter just in front of me, one,
leaning in, asked the butcheress:
Where's the Velveeta at?

Hey now, name brand or generic, I couldda told 'em.

And over at the WalMart SuperCenter, you got your 

shells'n'cheese, original AND new-style:

One doesn't see this back in Studio City. 
Not at Gelson's. Or even Trader Joe's.

I'm no food snob, nope; and whether or not I purchased 

any Velveeta that day or so do in the future, well, that's
nobody's business. Heh.
I'm just glad to be back and shopping again in America.