Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
In It Together: At last, something worth reading in the LA Times
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it's actually Jewish Internet Defense FORCE...
Hey Anonymous -- thanks for the correction. I knew that but sometimes my fingers are over here and my thinking is over there.
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