UPDATERY:
[Okay, I'm deleting my comment here. Make up your own. Shouldn't be difficult.]
Sometimes words mean what they mean and can be used, but why be like that?
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Thomas was born in Winchester, Kentucky, to Lebanese immigrants from Tripoli, Lebanon. That explain anything to ya? It ain't the Winchester coming out here, sorry to disappoint you, it's the ungrateful Tripolese.
[Now if you know what a sensitive soul I am, then you also know that's a comment on ungratefulness, not a comment on Tripolese-ness.]
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
In It Together: At last, something worth reading in the LA Times
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