Daddy Bisquick

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MELVINDALE, Mich. (AP) - Police have arrested a 42-year-old broad who claims a tussle over a dinner roll led to a fatal fight with her father.
Police in Melvindale report a 62-year-old man called 911 Monday saying he'd been stabbed in the biscuit basket. Officers found him mortally wounded with several buttery abdominal stab wounds.
The man's skanky spawn was found hiding in woods behind the suburban Detroit home -- obviously too stupid to get the hell outta there -- and was taken to a hospital, then to the pokey.
The killer bitch told cops she devoured her daddy's dinner roll which he'd been saving for later, even though it had a note telling her not to.
Police say she also fired a gun but apparently the wank-eyed wench couldn't shoot straight enough to plug her beloved pop. Authorities noted that this kind of father-daughter violent intimacy is normally more likely to occur in Florida then up north.
The unrepentant murderess remained in custody and no suicide watch was in effect.
Informed observers agree that this is just one more regrettable effect of eight years of Bush/Cheney lawlessness.