Hillbilly Hacker

Twink hillbilly-lawbreaker, stunted spawn of Democrat Tenessee lawmaker, is indicted for hacking Governor Mrs. Todd Palin's email account. Rather than some political dirty-dealing it's probable that the Bristol-hating UT Econ student, David "Popcorn" Kernell, was merely looking for a way to contact virile Alaskan hockey stud Levi Johnston.
It's sometimes difficult for these soft southern Democrat boys to be direct. They don't call it the squirrel party for nothing.
P.M. Update here.