One side has their Maxine Waterses and their Cythia McKinneys the other side has their Secretary Rice -- no wonder there's so much artsy testosterone envy in the Squirrel Party.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
In It Together: At last, something worth reading in the LA Times
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