Feh. You have no clue how unmoved I am by your tears. Any'o'you fraud-grifters.
From our Weasel Files, Mark Sanford:
"I am compelled to say that I'm sorry, one more time, for the situation I created."
Sorry for what? Oh, yeah, that "situation."
Suck it up family, I was just
on the Appalachian Trail in Argentina diddling my soul mate.
Meaningful vs Meaningless apologies. Take notes.