Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Governor Palin's Hillbilly Hacker

Texas for Sarah Palin reports that
David Kernell's trial on charges related to the hacking of Sarah Palin's e-mail account two months before the November, 2008 election begins today. The 22-year-old defendant is the son of long time Tennessee State Representative Mike Kernell, a Democrat from Memphis. The younger [Kernall] has pleaded not guilty to four counts, identity theft, wire fraud, unauthorized access to a protected computer in furtherance of aiding and abetting the same offense, and obstruction of justice.
Around here, a year and a half
since Popcorn Kernell snooped
on Mrs. Palin's private email,
we still suspect
the poor boy was merely
trying to contact Ricky Hollywood Levi Johnston.
Something about the gaydar thing, dunno.
And look, before you get in a huff,
we're kin and relation to a long line of
upstanding, God fearing hillbillies -- and
some of our better friends have
state of the art gaydar.
No hatin' here, just opinionatin'.
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Question: How huge will be the crowd when Sarah Palin comes to testify?

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