Gee, was that black on white, youth on youth, boy on boy, thug on geek hate crime on the yellow bus today? Where Peanuts Carter? Where Bishop Tutu? Where Hopeychangey? Where Skippy Gates, PhD? Where Reverend Jackson? Where Reverend Sharpton? Where Reverend Wright? Where Kanye? Where Spike Lee? Where Van Jones? Where Attorney General What'shisname? Where Maxine Waters? Where Oprah? Where the bus driver? Can we still blame Bush? Let the silence begin.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
In It Together: At last, something worth reading in the LA Times
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