Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Latreasa Goodman

In other voting news: A McNuggets "Emergency"

Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a typical loser called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency."


This is not the kind of change we had envisioned when we saw Aretha's hat. And sure, click on the Floridian -- I love that word -- link above for audio of the distress calls.
Time for some 'Nuggitz stimulus from the White House.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i say bravo to the 911 McNugget lady — finally somebody’s fighting back against that dastardly fast food industry, which is set on destroying us with their addictive, tasty trans fats and dollar menus…

Anonymous said...

brava, coffee, for using the word dastardly. and yeah, that fast food industry is really bad with the addiction thing, unlike your coffee saints.