There's a nut ban at my job. Really annoying. My classic peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are now killers. I'm an unsympaathetic skeptic.
Joel Stein
is usually a nut. (Isn't he the one who first called Obama the Magic Negro? Yeah, think it was Stein.) But one of Stein's oddly odd pieces is worth reading. Your kid doesn't have an allergy to nuts. Your kid has a parent who needs to feel special. Your kid also spends recess running and screaming, "No! Stop! Don't rub my head with peanut butter!"
Pretty scary
when that Steinnut makes sense.
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