Or, what's with the white shoes?
Or or, is she an Ivy Leaguer masquerading as a shaminatrix or a shaminatrix posing as an Ivy Leaguer?
Asked and answered.
Chop chop.
LAWYER'S DEADLY SECRET
SLAIN BY S&M MADMAN OBSESSED WITH VICTIM'S WHIP-MISTRESS GIRLFRIEND
Afterdark total sub boy Anthony Ottaviano, a pre-dark white-shoe attorney at one of the city's most prestigious white-shoe law firms - who had a madman's secret passion for S&M - was shot to death by a beefy needy rival for the affections of a brilliant madwoman Ivy League stunner who moonlights as a dominatrix, police sources said yesterday.
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Two years ago, mama's boy Ottaviano lost his mother to cancer.
"He drove up to Buffalo every weekend for two years to be with her," Winn said. "That's the kind of white-shoe mama's-person he was."
Where else but the NYPost?
Showbiz intellect Rosie O'Donnell, long a sex-client of the white-shoe lawyer's strictish asian girlfriend -- Jade Vixen in fetish circles -- offered this take on the affair. Neither Me-So-Smart showbiz brain Sean Penn nor Me-So-Smart-Too John Cusack could have addressed it -- or any other topic -- any better. That's some clear thinking, fellas.
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