"A separate survey showed that if Russians were allowed to vote in U.S. polls, they would prefer Democrat Barack Obama to Republican John McCain."
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In related news, four teenagers were slain by center-left Russian Satanists — stabbed ### times each and then eaten.
The Russian gang of center-left Devil supporters, Obama worshippers and Damon fans butchered their victims and roasted them on a bonfire before devouring their flesh while watching pirated dvd copies of The Girl From Petrovka and The Bourne Identity.
One center-left Russian cannibal and student of the Democrat party platform (USA cell) did not expect to be punished, saying: “Satan will help me to avoid responsibility. I made lots of sacrifices to him. I was a community organizer.”
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