Earth Day Save The Kids Ed Begley Junior

Pooping in a bucket.
Sure Ed Begley Jr. walks to the post office. Big deal. The post office is a block and a half from Ed Begley Jr.'s house. Easier to walk than to drive. Sure I know where Ed Begley Jr.'s house is. My boydog poops on Ed Begley Jr.'s lawn every day. Boydog likes to poop some poop right there for Ed. Sure I pick up that poop. I put it in the dogpoop bucket. And no, I never count the hybrid and electric cars outside Ed Begley Jr.'s house (4), any more than I count the limos there to pick him up at night. Stretch limos. Uh huh. Maybe those are his visitors' stretch limos. And I'm certain that the addition they're building over Ed Begley Jr.'s garage will be green green green. Union workers. Documented employees only. Eco-hammers wielded by eco-hammerers. More solar tiles and panels to match those already up there on Ed's roof. Bird friendly. And hey, he may walk a block and a half to the post office but Ed Begley Jr. doesn't walk that longish mile (1) to the Studio City branch of the LA public library. Nope. Ed drives over there. Yep. He drives over there to charge his electric car using the city's electric car electricity hook up there in the public library parking lot. That's thinking globally and acting locally. Ain't it Ed? Thanks, Ed Begley Jr., for showing us the way to cheapskate cheap renewable sustainable alternative power. You a leader among the green.
Save Sponge Bob.
Handyman Wilmer.
Escalade.