Friday, July 31, 2009

Mrs. Contento Isn't On This Trip










_______________________________________________
Yes, I miss her. Every goshdarned day.
_______________________________________________
And how 'bout that day I flew in to Tampa and the first thing Phoebe asked me was: How's Nanook?
I take no credit, but everyone misses her.
_______________________________________________

Shabbat Shalom

Take It Easy


Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
and take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at me

Monday, July 27, 2009

ex-Mrs. Spicoli

Still rhymes with bore.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Suppositories, Red and Blue

"If there's a blue pill and a red pill, and the blue pill is half the price of the red pill and works just as well, why not pay half price for the thing that's going to make you well?" -- President Obama







Is he/are we really stupid or is he/are we just pretending to be stupid?
______________________________________________
Victocrat / Grievance Train Stoopidity Update

Stuff, Right

I detest anti-Americanism, but I’ll concede this:
It’s hard to watch American celebrity culture at work and not feel revolted.

Silver Lining Department

Fifty-nine journalists have been killed around the world so far this year, in an alarming rise from 2008 that has become a "bloodbath" of the media, a watchdog said Thursday.
I thought we were supposed to start with the lawyers....

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Pillars Of Salt



A United States soldier captured by the Taliban says in a video posted on the Internet he is "scared I won't be able to go home."

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Live Free Or Die Hard

Off to Lake Winnipesaukee tomorrow.

Blanketed

At least two Afghan villages have been blanketed with leaflets warning that if an American soldier kidnapped by the Taliban two weeks ago isn't freed, "you will be targeted."

Villagers near the border of two volatile provinces, Ghazni and Paktika, tell CBS News' Sami Yousafzai that aircraft dropped the leaflets during the past several days
.





Perhaps LAPD will try this blanket leafletting tactic to answer the equally important question of who killed Blanket's dad, the heroic Michael Jackson.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Illiterati

If Our Governor Mrs. Todd Palin Had Said It ...
From the Weekly Standard
Ed Whelan writes:
Judgess Sotomayor says “eminent” when she means “imminent,” “providence” instead of “province,” “story of knowledge” instead of “store of knowledge,” and so on. Does the fact that she is a Latina immunize her from attention to that sort of (admittedly not uncommon) foible?
To answer Whelan's question: These malapropisms would only be noteworthy and revealing if they were spoken by a certain country bumpkin Republican governor of Alaska. When a wise Latina accidentally says "vagrancies of ... the moment" instead of "vagaries of ... the moment" during the oral argument of the Ricci case, we're supposed to ignore the slip-up, as the Wall Street Journal did, but make sure to inform readers that they should be impressed by the fact that "The Catholic-school-educated [but classics denied] la judgessa clearly knew the Latin plural of 'forum.'"
But enough about her errors of diction. I wouldn't want to get Sotomayor's reputation for writing pieces "that didn't distinguish between substantive and trivial points, with petty editing suggestions--fixing typos and the like--rather than focusing on the core analytical issues."

Posted by John McCormack at 04:57 PM

So Adorable When Miffed

Watch Lemon’s response around thirty seconds in. It looks like someone gently pokes him with a stun gun.
Can we go back to that moment again? But this time, producers, let’s slow-mo it.
Joy! In that instant, you learn a couple of valuable things:

-Lemon is adorable when he’s miffed
-It’s always hilarious when a reporter’s assumptions aren’t met

Blinded by ObamaLove, Lemon overlooks the fact that Bush is pretty much a hero in Africa – ALL of Africa -- ending brutal wars, giving tons of humanitarian aid, and most important saving millions of lives fighting AIDS and malaria (a disease brought to you not just by mosquitoes, but by your average environmentalist and his misguided hatred toward DDT).
-In sum, when it comes to Africa, Obama has some pretty big shoes to fill. How disturbing it must be for Lemon, that they belong to Bush.
Still has his groove thing going on.
Miss him yet?
Thanks, GG.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Jacky Faber

Only two more months.
New one's to be published in September.
That gives you sorrowful laggards plenty'o'time
to read the first six.
Yeah, around here we like
Jacky Faber,
La Belle Jeune Fille Sans Merci.

Judgesses

Blowing Bubbles

Islamofascist butchers says Jews pushing sex gum on Gaza

GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas fools suspect that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with Jewing gum that boosts the otherwise weak sex drive of Palestinian youth in order to "corrupt the young," an islamofficial said on Tuesday.
"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," Islam said.

The Hamas Islamist thugz who have run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the stimulating products.

"The Palestinian collaborators -- not yet beheaded or kneecapped -- admitted during the investigation they were linked to Jew intelligence services," Islam said. One suspect said he had scored the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a Jewed-down price "with the officer saying they [sic] did not want money, but to distribute the products among the virginal youngsters of Gaza," Islam Shahwan said.

"Them Jewboy intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among our scholars. We want our young Palestinians to hate and to kill and the Hebes want them to love and to fornicate. Affectionate sensuality and life?" added Islam, "That's just not our way, praise be to Allah."

The story came to light after a jealous Palestinian dad filed a pre-stoning complaint noting his intimate knowledge that his shameless daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.

The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."

Dad


Here.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Shabbat Shalom


Burt says: Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with a Jew building a house in Israel than with extremist-Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

ZoNation


Alfonzo Olberman

Evidence of Genius

They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Convinced yet?
_____________________________________________________
"I'm trying to hold in my emotions," said Hernandez, wearing a wristband to allow her admittance to the service and holding a framed photograph of Jackson. "I know right now he's teaching the angels to dance."
Yeah, well, lest we forget, Lucifer was an angel too.
_____________________________________________________
Or, dig up the comments on Crunk'n'Disorderly. Jesus be Fresh.
______________________________________________________

Monday, July 6, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009