GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas fools suspect that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with Jewing gum that boosts the otherwise weak sex drive of Palestinian youth in order to "corrupt the young," an islamofficial said on Tuesday."We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.
"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," Islam said.
The Hamas Islamist thugz who have run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the stimulating products.
"The Palestinian collaborators -- not yet beheaded or kneecapped -- admitted during the investigation they were linked to Jew intelligence services," Islam said. One suspect said he had scored the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a Jewed-down price "with the officer saying they [sic] did not want money, but to distribute the products among the virginal youngsters of Gaza," Islam Shahwan said.
"Them Jewboy intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among our scholars. We want our young Palestinians to hate and to kill and the Hebes want them to love and to fornicate. Affectionate sensuality and life?" added Islam, "That's just not our way, praise be to Allah."
The story came to light after a jealous Palestinian dad filed a pre-stoning complaint noting his intimate knowledge that his shameless daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.
The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."
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