Muslim Pride Parade

Oh, my. I don't usually fly my flag out front on Columbus Day, but I think I will today.

Thanks, Pamela Geller.

Las Lonely Skank

And to think I've been chided for liking the Garza brothers,
for thinking they have some talent. Hmmmmm.

Portrait Of A CORNholer Party

1 VOTER, 72 REGISTRATIONS
'ACORN PAID ME IN CASH & CIGS'

The Great ACORNholio: You Can't Escape

Don't Taser Me, Dad!

Phony Palin Ethics Report, Or: Another Dirty Copper:

'Branchflower report on Tasergate: Just one guy's opinion that contradicts itself and ignores the relevant facts and law'

This report changes absolutely nothing, except that it will be manipulated politically by Obama supporters and Palin haters in an attempt to drive more potential voters into taking sides with Trooper Mike Wooten — a proven child abuser (Tasered his own 10-year-old stepson on a lark) who's been conclusively determined by his own department to have also engaged in drinking and driving in his squad car and to have used a deadly firearm to violate the very fish-and-game laws he himself was assigned to enforce. "It is nearly certain," wrote Col. Julia Grimes, then then Director of the Alaska State Troopers Division of the Alaska Department of Public Safety, "that a civilian investigated under similar circumstances would have received criminal sanctions." The only real question in Tasergate remains why Trooper Mike Wooten is still not only uncharged for his confessed crimes, but carrying a badge and gun — to the continuing shame of the good and decent people of Alaska.

Thanks, Beldar. Read the whole thing at Hugh Hewitt.

MESSIANIC ACORN-HOLING

How it's done. Chicago-style. Dick Daley-style. Thug thizzle style. ACORNholer-style. Doubt that you'll read it. Too many words. Who cares about this stuff? Perhaps you'll get to it right after you read US Magazine, or maybe after TMZ is over but before Wheel of Fortune.

Special Report
Stealing Pennsylvania: "Massive Fraud"
By Jeffrey Lord
Published 10/10/2008 4:09:45 PM

A retired Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice says that she is "not confident we can get a fair election" in the state come November.

Justice Sandra Newman, accompanied by Dauphin County District Attorney Edward Marsico and Pennsylvania Republican State Chairman Robert Gleason, expressed her concerns at a Harrisburg press conference this morning. A thick document replete with photo copies of phony registrations and aerial shots of vacant lots used as "addresses" for "voters" was handed out to journalists.

Gleason was even more explicit.

"Between March 23rd and October 1st, various groups, including ACORN, submitted over 252,595 registrations to the Philadelphia County Election Board" with 57, 435 rejected for faulty information. "Most of these registrations were submitted by ACORN, and rejected due to fake social security numbers, incorrect dates of birth, clearly fraudulent signatures, addresses that do not exist, and duplicate registrations. In one case, a man was registered to vote more than 15 times since the Primary election."

"Voter fraud is no longer just a Philadelphia problem," Gleason said, with ACORN targeting key counties across the state. Counties specifically cited included:

* Delaware County: One of four key suburban counties that surround Philadelphia and are at the heart of the campaign by the forces of Senator Barack Obama to carry the state. In one instance, an ACORN employee circulating voter registration forms in Delaware County was featured on the Pennsylvania "Megan's Law" website, described as having been arrested for "aggravated indecent assault" of a child.Other ACORN circulators had prior criminal records for forgery and giving false information to a police officer, among other charges. Gleason has provided copies of complaints from actual Delaware County voters who were notified by the local election board of their "new" registration to vote. One voter wrote that he "did not complete this form because this information does not match my info at all. I have been a voter for many years. Did not recently register to vote." Said another: "I did not submit any application for voter registration…While the spelling of my name and address is correct, the birth date and Drivers License (sic) number are incorrect." And another angrily wrote that the "personal information" on a form submitted in her name "IS NOT ME." She added: Please have the county investigate this. I feel my identity is being compromised."

* Philadelphia County: The situation in the state's largest city is so bad the Philadelphia City Commission, which supervises the registration of Philadelphia voters, voted unanimously to "voluntarily" turn over its extensive records to the United States Attorney's office for prosecution.

* Dauphin County: Dauphin County (the location of the state capital) District Attorney Marsico said the situation was so bad in Harrisburg that one ACORN worker is now being sought by authorities for submitting more than 100 fraudulent voter registration forms. The charge is 19 counts of perjury. One Harrisburg lobbyist, a voter for 30 years, had received notification she had recently filled out a registration form. The lobbyist went straight to the DA with her complaint. Marsico said that what was happening with ACORN "affects the integrity of the process" and that the volume of phony registrations made him "sure that others are going on" that have been undetected.

* Allegheny County: Pittsburgh. Here District Attorney Stephen A. Zappala Jr. and county police Superintendent Charles Moffatt have just announced, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, that "they are investigating and considering charges against ACORN staffers and other voter registration groups."

* Centre County: The home of Penn State, which enrolls more than 40,000 students at its home campus. Justice Newman said there was a "massive effort" to fraudulently register students, with efforts aimed at "multiple registrations."

* Erie County: The county at the northwestern tip of the state with its largest namesake city, here too students at local colleges are being targeted in "student registration drives" designed to register voters 18 and over "multiples of times." Student registrants, registered to vote in their home states, had "pending absentee ballot applications" submitted so they could vote for president both in Pennsylvania and elsewhere. The Director of Elections in Erie has reported the telltale "same handwriting" on applications, according to Newman.

Marsico added that he believed the attempted fraud was being perpetrated in smaller Pennsylvania counties as well, counties where the resources to investigate simply don't exist.

Perhaps most humorously was the role of 21st century technology in tracking down several attempted frauds. Through the wonder of Google, aerial shots displayed the following:

* 2418 Curtin Terrace in Philadelphia is -- an empty field.
* 3103 S. 24th Street in Philadelphia -- ditto.
* 4543 N. 11th Street in Philadelphia -- ditto.

And so on. And on again.

Asked whether the Pennsylvania State Democratic Party had come forward to work with the GOP on the ACORN voter fraud issue, Gleason tersely shook his head. One source did say that much of the impetus for the fraud was "an Obama effort," as opposed to the Democratic Party as an institution.

All of this brings Pennsylvania into focus as yet another key battleground state where a serious effort is being made to, bluntly put, steal the presidency in a move reminiscent of the attempts made by the 2000 Gore campaign in Florida. Just as ACORN's efforts have been directed at key electoral states such as Florida, Colorado, Missouri, New Mexico Ohio, and Wisconsin, so within Pennsylvania have its efforts been targeted at key Pennsylvania counties. For decades the internal electoral math of the state for Republicans has been to overwhelm the heavy Democratic vote in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with strong showings in the Philadelphia suburbs, Central Pennsylvania, and western counties outside Pittsburgh.

Thus have ACORN's fraud efforts -- those at least that have been detected -- been directed at Philadelphia (where increasing the Obama total to counter less enthusiastic support from white ethnics becomes critical), Delaware County in the pro-GOP Philadelphia suburbs, Dauphin County (in the heart of Central Pennsylvania) and Erie in the Northwest.

Is it really possible that the presidency could be stolen for Obama by virtue of a massive voter fraud here in Pennsylvania? And elsewhere? ACORN seems to think so. One so-called "non-partisan" ACORN member, Gleason pointed out, has been captured on video tape saying the group's objective was to "beat McCain down." Not exactly "non-partisan" sounding, is it?

Newman, the retired Supreme Court Justice, was blunt on the evidence: "I don't want a president who does this."

ACORN clearly does. Makes you wonder: why?

Jeffrey Lord is a Reagan White House political director and author. He writes from Pennsylvania.

Thanks, AMSPEC, for the rare Friday afternoon post.

Off To The Pool Now

VicePee Debate Techno Remix

Laying down the beat and keeping it popping....

Finding the gud stuff on beta current dot com yeah.

Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To Play

The Coaching Staff Spanks Us When We're Bad
Horrific Chicago story and video here; includes tears of a teen.

"It's a tradition there," Bruce Zayas, 17, said of Simeon Career Academy. "They hit players." Zayas stuffed a shirt in his mouth to fight the pain. "I had a paddle mark across my butt," he added.

Currently no corroborating photographic evidence of alleged paddle mark on Zayas' butt is available for public posting. Will update for all high school coaching staffs when butt pics are posted.

Haven't Heard From Oprah In Awhile

Not to worry, hell,
she's on at my house
right now.
Lordy.
Kill that television.

Get In Line Early

The cruelest of internet hoaxes:


In-n-Out's 60th Year Anniversary is Wednesday, October 22nd. All hamburgers will be sold for 25 cents, Cheeseburgers 30 cents, Fries 15 cents, and drinks are 10 cents!!! So mark your calendars!

Corporate says it ain't happening.

Paglia

This month's letters to Ms. Paglia.
You can still read, can'tya?

Hillbilly Hacker

Twink hillbilly-lawbreaker, stunted spawn of Democrat Tenessee lawmaker, is indicted for hacking Governor Mrs. Todd Palin's email account. Rather than some political dirty-dealing it's probable that the Bristol-hating UT Econ student, David "Popcorn" Kernell, was merely looking for a way to contact virile Alaskan hockey stud Levi Johnston.
It's sometimes difficult for these soft southern Democrat boys to be direct. They don't call it the squirrel party for nothing.
P.M. Update here.

1000 Words

Lipless

Tom Brokaw and President Bush.

Where's the lip? Nope, didn't watch the "debate" last night. Sure I take my civic duties seriously. And I respect Senator McCain's service and sacrifice for our country. But nothing could compel me to spend any time with pompass ass Tom "Lipless" Brokaw. Too much to ask.

Barney's Gang

Former Mr. Gay United Kingdom slit his lover's throat then marinated his diced flesh with fresh herbs...

No word yet on how close is his association with Congressman Barney Frank (pictured at left fondling a youthful glute) or whether Mr. Gay UK is connected to cannibal Obama worshippers in Russia -- or if he is a Matt Damon fan. Time will tell.

Las Lonely Hag Strumpet

Ciudado con mi corazon. None other than local Detroit talent, ageing Kaballah wench and ex-wife of show-biz intellect Sean Penn, Mrs. Guy Ritchie bans Governor Mrs. Todd Palin from her skank stage show. I need a holiday.

Now I Git It

THAT SUBPRIME THING

Blog'o'the'Day

Here it is.









Look here too.

Highway To Hell

My New Ringtone

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Dont need reason, dont need rhyme
Aint nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

Im on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobodys gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobodys gonna mess me round
Hey satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey momma, look at me
Im on my way to the promised land

Im on the highway to hell
(dont stop me)

And Im going down, all the way down
Im on the highway to hell

Don't ask.

The Bradley Effect

Found this sign of HOPE for McCain's team'o'mavrix over at Cruck & Disorderly.

Posted by Fresh on October 3, 2008
The mayor of a Kansas town issued an apology Thursday for appearing as a drag-queen in blackface last weekend as part of a fundraising event, according to the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).
Arkansas City Mayor Mel Kuhn participated in and won a drag queen contest held as part of an annual fund raiser sponsored by Court Appointed Special Advocates (CASA), an agency that supports foster children in the court system.
Kuhn appeared dressed as a character which he called “Smellishis Poon,” with his face painted dark for the event.
But Kuhn told FOXNews.com that he was not in blackface, but in “tanface,” and did not intend to offend anyone.
“Blackface is shoepolish,” he said. “That’s not what I did. I dressed up to win and because it was so hilarious.”

According to the NAACP, he also had suggestive back-up dancers for the talent portion of his performance, which he called the “Red Hot Puntangs.”
“We danced to black music. The Weather Girls and Aretha Franklin,” Kuhn told FOXNews.com.
Kuhn said he got the idea from the popular movie “Norbit,” a controversial comedy starring Eddie Murphy, which some critics have decried as racist toward African Americans.
While he won the award that night for the “most creative talent,” several local residents found the performance to be insulting and racially offensive, the Arkansas City Traveler reported.
Kuhn initially defended his actions, saying he originally meant to portray an “over-the-top woman,” and that he didn’t care what people thought.

Looks pretty funny from here. Too much thin skin in Arkansas City, is my take. How 'bout you? Meaningless apology onethousandandtwo for the year. Gee Mayor Poon (rhymes with Kuhn, I think), you've got ovaries, use 'em. Wait, his name itself is insulting, ain't it?

Gotta luv the labels Miss Fresh attached to this posting:DON IMUS DAYCARE CENTER, NEWS BREAK, THE BITCH SAID WHAT?

Fresh also opened the Palin/Biden VicePee debate for commentary. Not as fun as most commentary at C&D -- hadta scroll fast past most of it -- but the gravitars are still tops over there and the thread closing comment was perfect. Safe quess that Fresh likes Obama but I think it was always observant and astute Fresh herself who -- sans irony -- said: "This thread is proof that there should be a literacy test to vote. God help America." me | 10.03.08 - 1:53 pm |

God help us indeed.

Spackling

Um, this from Lisa Schiffren at The Corner:

Speaking of Joe — what in God's name possessed him at the dermatologist's? He had the eyelift a little while ago. But now he has the deathly pallor of someone who has had more than a few peels, microdermabrasion, whatever. Plus all the little upper lip wrinkles are gone. Restylane. And he has had the naso-labial folds spackled in with more restylane, or maybe heavy-duty purlane. Obviously that unmoving central forehead was over-botoxed. The plastic surgeons and dermatologists in my neighborhood all pride themselves on more subtle work.

Running Man

Is He A Game Show Host From Running Man or VeePee From Squirrel Land? Vice debate from the most important election of your lifetime: Dawson/Biden. Welcome to America in 2008, where "the best men don't run for president, they run for their lives" (what can I say, I know my Schwarzenegger movies).

Groove Thing

Okay, Let's Look One More Time

Thug Tea Party


Oh, yeah, he did say that.

1000 Words

Aren't We All . . .

One side has their Maxine Waterses and their Cythia McKinneys the other side has their Secretary Rice -- no wonder there's so much artsy testosterone envy in the Squirrel Party.

Miss Heath Pre-Mr.Todd Palin

The Heaths lived in a small cabin heated by a wood-burning stove, all four children crowded in an attic bedroom, where they huddled under quilts and watched their own breath. Since store-bought food was hard to come by, area families relied on wild game as their main form of sustenance. The Heaths and the Carters hunted together, and "one moose would feed both families for a winter," Smith says.
Palin stacked firewood endlessly and worked in a large communal garden where winter vegetables were grown. Anyone who dined at the Heath home remembers large stews of whatever the family had shot. "Bear, moose, sheep," recalls Kim Ketchum, one of Palin's childhood friends.

Tru Luv

FAN, FRED, AND FRANK
House Democrats are concerned that it wasn't just Rep. Barney Frank who was having extracurricular relations with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives, and that those relationships will come to light before the election a month from now. According to a former Democrat staffer working for the House Committee on Financial Services, there were a number of stories involving Democrat members of the committee, as well as staffers for those Democrats, participating in retreats and getaway weekends paid for by Fan and Fred executives and lobbyists. "Republicans were in the majority, and they weren't getting invited on these trips," says the former aide, who now works for an investment house in New York. "It's not that Republicans weren't enjoying themselves, but not the way my guys were. If I were a Democratic member in the mid to late 90s and dealt with financial services or housing issues, I'd be real nervous right now." Frank has not hidden the fact that he was in a romantic relationship with a former executive for Fannie Mae. Frank now chairs the Financial Services Committee and was one of several longtime Democrat members who sought assurances from Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that no action would be taken on Fan or Fred investigations until after the election in November.

P.S. Is that David Brock there sporting that becoming beaded choker?

Spare Any Change ii?

Okay then, here's the remix of the tragically unaborted West LA children of Hollywood. Yeah, it's incestuous out here in The Business. Thanks Reason hit& run.

Earlier version of these pre-panhanders right here. Nah, I don't have an opinion on this but if I were to have an opinion I might think this were pitiful and pitiable if it were not so stoopidly West LA. Can you say people with too much time, money and earnest idiocy? Can we make abortion retroactive to say, age 15 -- and include parents who fail but don't know it? Oh. Bomb. Uh.