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Spike Lee, my favorite movie director -- other than the ex-Mrs. Guy Ritchie -- says the election of Obama is predeortained.

Filth and Wisdom

The ex-Mrs. Sean Penn and soon to be ex-Mrs. Guy Ritchie, is now a film directress just like Spike Lee, comparable to Lee in artistry, vision and style. Here's New Yorker's Anthony Lane's take on skank's film Filth and Wisdom:

In technical terms, more professional
productions than this are filmed
and cut on iMovie, by ten-year-olds,
a thousand times a day.

Thanks, Mr. Lane, for clearing that up. You can read the whole thing here.