Showing posts with label Oprah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oprah. Show all posts

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Oprah Winfrey Academy -- Death Toll Rises

Because she's one of our favorites (she and Barny Frank),
we like to post the occasional
Oprah "Respect Obama" Winfrey Update.

LEADERSHIP WE CAN BELIEVE IN
The body of a newborn baby
was found in a plastic bag
at the Oprah Winfrey
Leadership Academy for Girls
in South Africa, police have confirmed.

H/T Big Hollywood 
Previous Oprah Interlude Sampler:
Education Chicago Style
Copenhagen Chumps
Oprah Doprah
Been A While

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Barney Frank, Winner

Because he's our favorite.
Well, Barney and Oprah, our two dignified favorites.



Having won by about 14 points, he spends ten minutes trashing [a real man] Sean Bielat, the media, and everyone else. He’s outraged that he had to run a race at all. He calls the [real man] Bielat campaign “beneath the dignity of a democracy” or words to that effect. This from a guy who ran millions of dollars in attack ads, repeatedly insulted [real man] Bielat, and shouted down his own constituents.

If you want to know what’s really going through the mind of Democratic incumbents this morning, just listen to Barney Frank release his inner arrogant liberal.
VIA Michael Graham, The Corner at National Review

Bonus Oprah Glamour Pin-up:

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

General Casey, Dr. Phil -- Leave It To The Women To Man Up Around Here

Dorothy Rabinowitz demolishes Dr. Phil and the General

His terrorist motive is obvious to everyone but the press and the Army brass.

What is hard to ignore, now, is the growing derangement on all matters involving terrorism and Muslim sensitivities. Its chief symptoms: a palpitating fear of discomfiting facts and a willingness to discard those facts and embrace the richest possible variety of ludicrous theories as to the motives behind an act of Islamic terrorism. All this we have seen before but never in such naked form. The days following the Fort Hood rampage have told us more than we want to know, perhaps, about the depth and reach of this epidemic.

I don't have time today, or in this life, and I suspect neither does America. At least the America that still has a swingin' set of ovaries like Ms. Rabinowitz does, toting more testosterone in her set than do, apparently, our Army generals tote in their testicles -- assuming they still have sacs worthy of the name.

Dr. Phil? What would one expect? He ran with Oprah for years. So, apparently, do generals. I know a Commander in Chief who does. And all that has gotten us is futher ninnyism.

H/T to Bill Bennett who spoke of Rabinowitz this a.m. And who, by-the-by, featured Steve Forbes on his show this morning too. Saw Forbes at the Reagan Library last week. He was his usual excellent self. Succinct like that. This morning? Speaking with Dr. Bennett he called the Army general's sad political correctness dance lethal nonsense. I think that was the term. Easy to believe these days a guy like Forbes is more the man than General Casey.

One might expect, or be not surprised, by such nonsense from the pulpit -- more on that when I get the time -- and from the Phil couch and the Oprah couch -- but not from our military leaders. General Patton where are you?

And H/T to Jennifer Rubin.

PS Rabinowitz is so good today that Rubin did not offer any commentary. Nice.
PS2 Notice Rabinowitz called it a rampage, not a spree. Spree is a girlyword.
Kill the bastards dead. I understand that. More importantly, so do they.
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Recommended Reading for this morning: Do a Google blog search for General Casey. Blogs, I said, not news. It ain't pretty. As the truth so often is ain't.
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Late Morning Update: You know I love me a good illustration and Stogie gives us this gem over at Sabertooth.
Duck fiversity.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Copenhagen Chumps

Chicago Now:
Chicago 2016 Olympics: What Oprah Wants..

You want Obama to win the presidency?  Sure thing.  Close down Michigan Avenue?  Not a problem.  The Olympics in Chicago?  Hold up a second.

After traveling to Copenhagen to plead Chicago's case before the International Olympic Committee, Queen O must be mighty shocked the city was eliminated this morning in the first round of voting. For the first time in recent memory, what Oprah wants isn't what Oprah gets.




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Must be more Oprah profiling going on at the IOC just like at Hermes in Paris. Hmmm.

Yeah, yeah, hope is for chumps. But is it too much to hope that this is the end of the Oprahfication of everything?
Obama: Go be a man now.
Leave the ladies to the lady stuff and the lady stuff to the ladies. And Obama: Get to work.
Bwaaahahahahaha.
Oh My. Daddy's Lapdance.
Bush's fault. Nattering Nabobism.
Perfect stuff over at TOMcC

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Education Chicago Style







More Chicago-Chavez-Ayres-Annenberg-You-Know-Who education reform you can believe in:
...reports of students beaten with broomsticks, whipped with belts, yard sticks, struck with staplers, choked, stomped on and pushed down stairs. One substitute teacher even fractured a student's neck.
In the vast majority of cases, teachers found guilty were only given a slap on the wrist, which they kind of enjoyed, wishing it were a harder application of welcomed pain.
Previously Oprah exported Chicago methods to Africa.
Enjoy another Chicago teacher style story here.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Warming Hearts Every Afternoon

Ain't it about time for some Oprah?
A heartwarming Holocaust memoir
Huh?

Yeah, that's what it said in the TimesOnline. A heartwarming Holocaust memoir.
A heartwarming Holocaust memoir that is to become a big-budget film has been exposed as a hoax by a Jewish survivor in Britain only weeks before it was due to be published.
Herman Rosenblat's Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love that Survived, tells how he met his future wife as a girl when she threw apples to him over the barbed wire fence of the concentration camp where he was held.
Oprah Winfrey, who twice invited Mr Rosenblat on to her talk show, hailed the book as “the single greatest love story ... we've ever told on air”.


Damn them apples.
A love story bigger than Oprah and Steadman.
Read the whole thing here.
Other than that Oprah gets fooled again thing, I trust her judgement in all realms'o'life.
I cried my eyelashes off.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Lincoln Bedroom


Before I go to sleep here's a post from T Olsen over at CT:
"The most meaningful thing that has ever happened."
That's how Oprah just described Obama's win tonight in a brief interview with CBN.
Yeah, it's a weird quote. Also a bit weird that she's on Pat Robertson's CBN. But hey, it's a historic night.

Okay, g'night now.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Doprah


She's been too quiet for too long. Oh, harpo'd. Now straight from lashless to you from Drudge:

OPRAH OFFERS PRODUCTION HELP WITH OBAMA'S NETWORK SPECIAL
Tue Oct 21 2008 09:28:56 ET

**Exclusive**

Oprah Winfrey is offering to "produce" the half-hour Barack Obama advertisement set to air on Oct. 29, a top source tells the DRUDGE REPORT. The Daytime TV dynamo has even offered up her studio space in Chicago.

"She's been begging Obama to let her help," a source explaines.

O & O

It is not clear if the Obama campaign would pay Winfrey for any production services.

Requests for comment from Oprah went un-returned.

The Obama campaign strongly denies Oprah will be involved in the ad: Bill Richardson's former senior adviser, Mark Putnam is producing. Previously, Putnam produced commercials for Democratic campaigns in 44 states.

The TV finale is seen as a high risk move, designed to remove any remaining voter doubts on the first term senator.

CBS, NBC and FOX will air the info-commercial, with the start time of a potential World Series Game 6 being pushed back by eight minutes.

Mystery surrounds the production: Will it simply be Obama sitting at a desk reading TelePrompTer? Or will it incorporate multi-media elements, on the road footage, and sweeping historic images.

Developing...


Monday, October 13, 2008

Jesse B. Simple



Stern interviews Obama supporters across 110th Street . . . the Obama supporters are given a list of McCain's positions attributed to Obama, and the Obama supporters agree with e-v-e-r-y one of them. They even agree with Obama's decision to select Sarah Palin as his running-mate.
As Howard says, "This is crazy."
Robin doesn't argue the point.
Further proof of Fresh's contention that there oughtta be a literacy test for voting. (And hey, Fresh is an Obama supporting, Palin contemptin', Georgia black woman.)
And further proof of my stance that voting should not be made easier. Hell no. Voting should be made more difficult. Much more difficult. Inconvenient. A pain in the ass to do. Fewer polling places. Longer lines. Shorter hours. Proof you don't watch Oprah required. Or TMZ. Or American Idol. Reading the National Enquirer is okay though. Subscription recommended. Gotta know what our pervy politicians are up to. With their grandfather's special friends. True dat.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Haven't Heard From Oprah In Awhile








Not to worry, hell,
she's on at my house
right now.
Lordy.
Kill that television.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

All's Quiet in Chicago

Any word from lashless lately?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

I'm Just Saying

"According to Neilsen, "The Oprah Winfrey Show" audience consists of 8.6 million viewers daily, 75 percent of whom are women. Of these women, more than 50 percent are over 50, 44 percent earn less than $40,000 annually, and 25 percent have no more than a high school education."



Gotta ask, then, who makes up the demographic of those 25 percent of Oprah viewers who are "not" women?