From some episode of Cheyenne that I TiVo'd on January first:
Bad guy:
You may find this hard to believe but
before the war I was a Massachussetts
schoolmaster.
Good guy (Cheyenne Bodie):
Looks like you've strayed about as far
from the school room as a man can get.
Bad guy:
Well no matter how you feel about gun smoke,
it isn't as bad as chalk dust.
