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In the interest of full disclosure, I've not met Rick Sanchez, but once, many many moons ago, I was in Central Park to see a concert, yes, the Diana Ross concert, where I ran into Mayor Koch, and yes The Mayor said to me, as he always said to all of us when walking about his beloved city:
"How am I doin'?"
You're doing well, Mr. Mayor. Thanks for the music. Could you hold off the rain, please?
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
In It Together: At last, something worth reading in the LA Times